STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS POST! Disclaimer of poor grammar and misspellings*

WordPress tells me via a Congrats email with some sweet graphics and a bill for web hosting that is 4 years old. I’m reflecting on my time as a television director moving entirely into brewing and lucky enough to have an unusual glass holder.

Perennial Funky Wit with my Emmy I won with Michael McDonald

Perennial Funky Wit with my Emmy I won with Michael McDonald


Wow 4 years since I was sitting on the couch and my wife urged me to start a blog on sour/funky beer. The original idea of just keeping up with my own thoughts and records on homebrews is 4 years old,but ETF took off about 3 1/2 years ago. Why the time difference? Well this blog really took off when I posted an a quick Q and A with 2 of my mentors Vinnie Cilurzo of Russian River and Jean Van Roy of Cantillon . I sit here and wonder why did those two world class 100 point brewer style masters even bother to talk to me back then? I sorta kinda minus 10 knew Vinnie through a generous donation he did of an empty barrel of Consecration Batch 1 to myself and some other local homebrewers years before, plus a some questions  on sour brewing I had. For the Cantillon part, again I had emailed JVR a few questions in past. really basic questions, but he was always kind enough to answer me back. But for whatever reason I these were the 2 guys I decided to ask some more of…and they delivered awesome bits of info not revealed anywhere else. I could never give enough thanks to either of those gentleman for what their few minutes of reply did for this site and my life and years later leading me to this point of running a sour/wild program with my friend Linus Hall at Yazoo Brewing Company and walking across the stage at GABF.

Back to the title of the post. 4 years later and here we are…what have I learned? Is this all inclusive? Nope.
Just some things on my mind in absolutely no particular order except #1.

  1. Everyone that has believed in me and my ideas of locally made sours in Nashville plus spreading the knowledge  worldwide on how to make better beer you are awesome. I wouldn’t be in this position without your shares, likes, comments etc…
  2. Make sure the stars are what you aim for, you will make mistakes, don’t worry its journey…enjoy the ride.
  3. When you make mistakes some are fixable, others are not. You need to learn the difference between a beer that is good and wasn’t what you expected as opposed to one that needs to be dumped
  4. Put your pride to the side, don’t sell it or serve it to your friends if you wouldn’t enjoy multiple glasses.
  6. Stop trying to step up bottle dregs from the awesome .rar brewery of the month or old Lambic producer for a 500 gallon batch. Most got their microbes from Wyeast, White Labs, ECY, Omega, RVA etc… Talk to the lab about your recipe and buy a healthy solid pitch. I assure you they want you to make great beer.
  7. Use lager or hybrid pitching rates when brewing 100% Brett beers.
  8. Kettle Souring and Natural Souring can both make yummy beers. We get it already on both sides of the argument already. Neither are the absolute way. They are simply techniques brewers can use in their settings.
  9. After all these years Brettanomyces only still doesn’t produce what a lot of consumers/rating bros consider a “sour”beer to be. HELP THEM UNDERSTAND WHAT BACTERIA VS WILD YEAST IS ALL ABOUT.
  10. Don’t beer condescending to the above situation. Sour beer is still VERY foreign to even the average non BMC drinker. Try to relate familiar character. For example what Lauren Salazar from NBB says about introducing a Flanders Red “Are you a fan of Granny Smith Apples? Do you like tart cherries and plums? Do you like cherry cola? Almonds?”
  11. Treat everyone like they traveled 1,000 miles to taste your one beer, because sometimes they actually did.
  12. You must have a way to test gravity AND pH (or TA if you are feeling adventurous).
  13. Don’t take too many readings
  14. Do you ferment in barrels? Buy steel toed muck boots and work boots
  15. Your barrel aged beer will take more time than you expected.
  16. Your barrel aged beer will take less time than you expected. Have something ready to fill the barrel or the chemicals for a holding solution
  17. Make friends with your local or regional winery/distiller. Most likely a lot of people buy their products so some familiarity in character will go a long way in introducing your funky beer.
  18. If you can’t do the above then find a reputable barrel broker. Ask a few of your favorite brewers who they use, some will tell you some won’t. But that one answer will mean all the difference.
  19. Don’t be stupid, wear gloves and protective eye wear when dealing with acids/chemicals. Zero brewing street cred points are awarded to half blind and chem burned workers who chose to ignore the chemistry of what these compounds do
  20. If you are building a barrel facility then invest in good sloped drainage AND a good mop/bucket/stereo.
  21. Use 17% more Co2 to purge than you think is necessary ( this number may or may not be exact, point is when dealing with sour beer don’t skimp on co2).
  22. Temp has ALOT to do with how good a spontaneously fermented batch ends up. With the exception of some hot states in the USA ask yourself “Is Cantillon brewing now?” (Sorry at 1am the extent of my climatology is limited to CONUS)
  23. Even a few hours of spontaneously innoc’d wort or isolated local wild yeast via a kit is a great way to add a twist on your beer
  24. Buy good barrel racking equipment and hoses
  25. Clean all your soft equipment doubly good
  26. Error on the side of less than what you expected when dealing with new microbes. Most will continue to develop into something more. Its OK to take your time.
  27. Don’t try to make the phrase “pLambic” happen
  28. If you brew clean beers invest in some red tape for any soft  equipment that touches funky beer
  29. Keep a stick of canning wax and lighter on hand
  30. Some barrels just won’t seal up
  31. Don’t worry about what that person on Untappd said bad about your beer
  32. Don’t stand too tall about what that person on Untappd said awesome about your beer
  33. The Internet can be wrong on any and all aspects, good and bad
  34. If you think a certain beer is incredible and nails it then ask the brewer anything but exacts on how they brew it
  35. Its cool to make a few hundred bottles of great rare funky beer available to some local people
  36. Its cool to make a great funky beer available to thousands of people that find their next favorite style as a shelf drinker
  37. Revisit your “perfect” recipes and techniques often
  38. Investigate and Employ techniques that make the best beer possible in your garage, kitchen, patio or brewery. Don’t just simply buy into one thing fits all. I assure you techniques that work at one world class brewery do not directly translate to another world class brewery.
  39. However…take some calculated risks…or don’t.
  40. “We are all just apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master” – Ernest Hemingway